Wednesday, September 18, 2013

New York Bloopers


This past weekend we flew to New York for my cousin Marisa's wedding on Long Island. There were a lot of memorable moments, but these were the best? funniest? most embarrassing? yes.

Top 10.
1. Scott arguing with a dude who was yelling at me and my sisters because he thought we kicked him in the butt at this club (we didn't!)
2. "Let's take quetila shots!" ~my aunt
3. Danielle acting like the girl from "The Ring" in her fancy long dress in our supposedly haunted hotel
4. Marisa eating Doritos in her wedding dress
5. Maddie catching the bouquet and the DJ encouraging the dude who caught the garter to give her a lap dance in front of everyone (including our parents!...yes, Danielle and I were basically falling on the floor laughing!)
6. Singing "Empire State of Mind" on the mic with my cousin and sisters and getting cut-off!
7. Random dude mooning my mom and the mother of the bride (my aunt!) at the hotel pub.
8. Me saying "I think I swallowed a fox!" with real sincerity after getting acid reflux from tequila (quetila!)
9. Danielle getting lost in the hotel and me (drunkenly) thinking it would be a good idea to pull the fire alarm so that we could find her (good thing Maddie was the voice of reason there...)
10. My hair getting a second screening pat down in security on the way home...


alright, now back to surfing and eating healthy...

29 comments:

  1. My hair has been pat down in airport security, as well, lol. I was just finishing up a show and still had my updo..... Completely set off the metal detector.

    The security guy goes, "I bet your hair took a lot of bobby pins to get like that." and then proceeded to get the wand out, lol.

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    1. ha! Love that bobby pins comment from the guard guy. At least I'm not the only one to get their hair patted down. What's up with that? I mean, I guess my hair was looking a little crazy that day, but they let my sisters right through.

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  2. Sounds like fun! And there's a kilt ...hurray!

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    1. yes! hurray kilt! The groom is actually from Norway, but has Scottish roots. I was stoked to see him honoring them as well.

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  3. With a top 10 list like that, sounds like you guys had the best time! I loved the one about the bride eating Doritos in her wedding dress. I would have wiped all that cheesy goodness absentmindedly on my dress:) I had my hair up in a bun and airport security squeezed it. What did they think I was hiding in there? Apparently, that's the best place to hide things. I'll have to put all my important documents there for safe keeping:) Glad you had a great time! You guys all look great, and I love your dress!

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    1. I know! I had wanted to bring her Doritos, but I was getting my hair and makeup done, so I couldn't leave. Scott was kind enough to bring some up to the bridal suite, although he was a bit late and she was already dressed. Not that her white wedding gown stopped her from eating them!

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  4. Haha! I laughed hard at your list.

    Also, you look so beautiful! So glad you had a good time.

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    1. thank you! I made an effort to take pictures before I had tequila. The after were not as good, trust me.

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  5. Lololololol! Quetila! Ahhh too funny! I spit out my green tea when I read that haha. Loved your list. Weddings & open bars always spell for great memories. On another note, that wedding venue is beautiful!!! And the groom in a kilt... Somebody say "hubba, hubba." I may have a thing or two for Scottish romance novels ;)

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    1. dun, da, dun, dun, dun, dun, da, Quetila! :)

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  6. Loved #5...lol. That is priceless. Sounds like it was an awesome wedding!

    Maria @ The Good Life

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    1. Yes, me too. There's nothing quite like laughing at your siblings while they experience an embarrassing moment :)

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  7. Number 6 - I don't suppose this is on Youtube anywhere is it..? Very funny list.

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    1. hummm...not this time, but there may or may not be a video of me singing it at my wedding

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  8. haha sounds like you all had a great time. What a gorgeous to have a wedding (and you all clean up nicely too :-)). Love that your hair got a pat down in security. Not sure that I've seen that before?

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    1. just brush your hair hanging your head upside down, since that's pretty much what I looked like, and you'll probably get the pat down too

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  9. sounds like an awesome family weekend :)

    what a glorious location!!

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    1. it was seriously perfect for a wedding! I felt like we were at a really fancy camp, staying there all weekend going to events

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  10. the girl from the ring creeps me out so bad!!!

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    1. I've never seen that movie, but my sister creeped me out pretty badly!

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    1. I never thought about it until now, but I think I agree :)

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  12. Hahaha omg this is amazing!!!!!! Love you dev!!!!

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  13. This is too much! Your family sounds incredibly entertaining.

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  14. This is too much! Your family sounds incredibly entertaining.

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  15. This is too much! Your family sounds incredibly entertaining.

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  16. DUDE!! getting kicked out of clubs again ;)
    epic.

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